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A most confusing quote from Groucho Marx

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We're always scouring records and media, harvesting the occasional tasty morsel of audio for the enjoyment of all.  And today we found this confounding quote from Groucho Marx, which presumably is meant to be more innocent than one might guess:

"...and finally he died.  And he left a will.  And his will consisted of a celluloid dicky...  an eight ball, and three razor blades.  And besides, he owed my father eighty-five dollars, which he never did get from him."

Groucho Marx - Celluloid dicky, an eight ball, and three razor blades.mp3