When you send a message on IRC, you type the command /msg . Often people forget to put the nickname in, and the message gets erroneously sent to to anyone with the nickname of the first word in the message. Remember to add the word "You" to the beginning of each person's first sentence. [Dannna] could say that :):) ma nishma? Ma Nishma died last year of a freak accident with a bowling bowl and a hen. [Vogman] M or F? I'm more than M... more than F... why, some people have said I'm downright Q! [MsTerious] are awesome Thanks! I like myself too. [elvira] can look twice But if you look three times, your eyeballs will fall out. [sepideh] guys don't talk about these things?? No, if we did the secret police would come and wash our mouths out with hot floor wax. [sepideh] i think Therefor, You are. Or rather, I are. I am You. You are I. [Todd2] want a talk? Sure, I love talking. Blah blah blah. [Todd2] sorry, must have got a wrong number, looking for a woman Ah, you should try #warez. They all hang out there. [Todd2] thanks. cya [P3] are very welcome! Hope to see you here a lot more!! Thanks! Keep up those typing errors, and you will! [P3] hehe I will!!! don't worry! [pantleg] little muse you Actually I weigh 532 tons. On Jupiter, that is. [Schlong] send some and i'll send some deal Okay, I'll send you some. But only if you eat lettuce. [Schlong] send me, i send you deal ? Yes, that's fine. But you send first. I don't trust your type. [TomMogFF] emailed me (dax@tensornet.com) Yes, I needed to know the number of hair follicles you have. Tax purposes, you know. [ShadowJ] should consider Compuserve access... it's a local call anywhere. Yes, but they employ Columbian slaves and force them to operate huge machines which turn coffee beans into hard drives. [Jaana] came to locate me??? No, I came to get medieval on your associate. [c0m0e] have animation works interactive Yes. To get it you'll have to do something unspeakable to my pet iguana, Fritz. [c0m0e] what??? Don't deny the impulse. You know you want to. [c0m0e] what the hell are you talking about There's a certain physics principle involved here. Advanced studies of metaphysics refer to it as "Clue". [c0m0e] ok I'm glad we've come to an understanding. Please pay with credit card only at the window. [c0m0e] ok [c0m0e] whatever [gi30194] have to press the right button of the mouse I did. A bowel movement came out of it. Now what? [LaDyOrAge] keep leavin me =( [LaDyOrAge] oops ignore dat I can't. You're undeniable. Just like the power of Boopbumples. [MrClean] pay the phone company 24.50/mo. for ISDN line peak hours are 8am to 5pm otherwise it's free, weekends it's free. Peak hours it's 3 cents the first min 1 cent each other minute. What if I only pay 2 cents for every quarter-minute and $25.40 a month but only for an ISDN connection that doesn't exist? What then? [MrClean] sorry wrong person. :) Oh no; I'm definitely the right person. YOU'RE the wrong person. [mcarlo95] here Lillie? Yes, darling. Let's have kids. NOW. [LeoDLioN] are oped.. change to my server or it won't work irc is all fucked up I'm not just oped, I'm not wearing any pants. [LeoDLioN] well I'm glad to hear that.. Do you feel a draft? [LeoDLioN] nope I always keep my pants on in front of strangers Well, what are you doing on IRC then? [LeoDLioN] not looking to take my pants off that's for sure [woodduck] have a 3 way.. ; ) ?? Don't you need a grounded outlet for that? [Swatcat] better fix this... OK, I'll get right on it. [slayer_] do know i love you right Oh, slayer... you've made me the happiest You in the world! [slayer_] really I _know_ you do! Let's get married and have triplets. [slayer_] sorry I thought you were some one else. Well, I'm just... k oops... y'know... You. [slayer_] i thought you were my girl please forgive me No, I'm You. You know... You. [slayer_] right on [evalu] asked why , and i said im a shyguy , what can i do I think if you were to wear bolder clothing that might help. Grow a cop moustache; that'll build character. [evalu] kewl, i like your nick along with ok and such Hadn't thought about "OK" and "such", good ones! I tried "Fuck" and got nothing though. [evalu] nah fuck is a different style [evalu] try msg Hey, that's a good one! I might try that. Thanks! [evalu] glad i could be of a service :-) [me] Oh, stop talking dirty to me like that. [me] what R U? U? Correct. I am You. [me] That I understand.. Boy or girl? YouBoy. YouGirl. YouHerm. YouKnow. [ME_] det er goy! Sploop forgle twirg needel shredded wheat. [me] What channel? The Playboy Channel. The one with the horrible noise. [me] why R U caling me? Why? 'cuz Me called You! [xcoker] have mirc right No, but I have a merkin. Wanna see? [sigurdaa] ATDT22226581 CONNECT 68,235,123,000.5 That's a lotta baud. Didn't AC/DC have a song about that? "But we've got the biggest / Bauds of them all!" [judybat] joined channel 100 which i was on You like pickles, right? But if I include the <>, shouldn't I exclude the ][? Or should I include the )( instead? [shy2] mean to different folers or two different docs? and no you can only send one file But I want to send my hard disk to president@whitehouse.gov. Do I uuencode it first? [shy2] ??? [shy2] was that a mistake? [_MT] have autoop I'd prefer an automobile. Mercedes, please. [beach] are sooo good!!! Thanks! You're the best! I love the way your bowtie spins around and lights up... TEEHEE! [beach] huh?? [Beretta] still here? Yes, but I'm hiding from the secret police. They're over there, behind the rubber plant. [coUGar_hl] DONT know ME? we just cjatted at devils point bbs!? Oh yeah, I remember you now! You're the one with the plaid hairpiece, right?? [_Qualith_] better Talk to me!!! =) Or else! OK, OK!! But the UFOs don't take lightly when people talk. I really think we oughtta go shopping at the mall instead. [barcode] drove him off IRC Yes. I would have driven him all the way to the end of the earth, but I was late for work. [waterslid] two sound like close girlfriends thats cool Yes, we're very close. We share everything, especially used tampons and spit. [waterslid] sorry Not at all, I quite enjoyed it! [waterslid] that sarcasm is pretty funny hahahha [Nugs] got it Yes, it's right here under my left ring-fingernail. Here, I'll get it out for you. Oops! [litoz] disconnected yesterday heh :) Yes, and I'll disconnect tomorrow and you're NOT GOING TO STOP ME. [litoz] huh? [litoz] hahahahh wrong person hahaha sorry [angela] you really want me to come and see u in new olean's No, not really. You smell funny. [angela] fuck u [angela] suck my dick Your dick? You're a unique lady. [angela] you lick my ass hole [angela] you are a ass hole [angela] you and that dam pigg3 A is for asshole. And B is for BM-EATING PEE-DRINKING SISTER- ENEMA-BATHING BLOWHARD! | Sometimes a barrage of scatalogical adjectival phrases can | really make one feel warm all over. [angela] suck my pussy I'm really confused now. Are you an anatomically correct hermaphradite or are you having a gender identification crisis? [angela] suck my dick and shollow my cum punk bitch "Swallow". Please endeavor to use correct spelling and grammer. Otherwise I'll get offended. [angela] you like those kind of woman huh Sure. And I like pie. Rhubarb pie. My fave. With whipped slaves-- er, I mean, cream. [angela] I am sorry how are you doing to day I am fine, thank you. Yourself? Would you like a cup of tea? [angela] I dont do tea are u gay? Missed that apostrophe... and I'm not "u", I'm "You"! That's your LAST goddam SPELLING ERROR! YOU FUNK-ASS BITCH, GO TO THE SENIOR CENTER FOR YOUR NEW TRICKS! I SAW YOUR FATHER AT THE GENITALS CLUB FOR MEN! [angela] are you gay [master13] there? No, I'm away on holiday. Please try back later this century. [Korky] too!!!!! Smile alot today!!!!!!!:) I think I'll kidnap Richard Nixon's corpse instead! [wantbig8] started i sent you two and got none from you so i stopped the file see ya ass hole Bunny rabbits and peace signs. [daring] never said what you do I'm the world leader in Creative Theological Research and have won 16 Nobel prizes so far. I have a plaid nose. What do you do? [Atwork] forget, when you leave a room, your address still shows. Yes, I forgot. If I set up huge piles of salt on all sides of me, can people still see me? [burak] are agirl??? No, I am a ham sandwich. Bite me. [LukeTD] are a very sweet lady are you married? Yes, I'm married to a large frog named Tim. And yes, you can get warts from touching them. [Wolfe] have to invite me...you've got the channel on invite only I'll think about it. How much will you pay? Cash only. [MrDeath] sing? No, but I yodel a lot. Really gives you a natural high. [mitch] oops Um, when I bleed it hurts. [mitch] this is what you get for having a 2ndperson pronoun for a nick :) You think I haven't thought of that or something? :-)